Dinotam Haiku
Time to moisturize Sprawled on a rock in the sun Then, SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, catch up on the saga of Dinotam at KissMyAlas. And I can totally do haikus any day...
View ArticleDinotam Limerick
There once was a pet named Dinotam Who misbehaved on the Deeprun Tram The draenei he licked The gnomes he kicked And filled chat with “SURPRISE BUTTSECKS” spam. © Zel for Murloc Parliament, 2010. |...
View ArticleDinotam Sonnet
Apologies to Shakespeare The noble raptor seeks a rock with sun; Upon the rock he rests his scaly head. Such laziness he does consider fun; To perch upon a crag as if a bed. He deftly preens his scales...
View ArticleTrue Dinotam Facts
Fun facts about everyone’s favorite “noble raptor”: Dinotam’s tears cure cancer, but he doesn’t cry because it aggravates his dry skin Dinotam fought extinction and Dinotam won. Dinotam doesn’t sleep,...
View ArticleNo, I couldn’t just pull out the corehound
Proving to one’s GM that one has an authenticator is a perfect opportunity for smartassery. © Zel for Murloc Parliament, 2010. | Permalink | No comments Posted in: Humor | Post tags: Account Security,...
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The real reason Esyllt is crying
Readers of Kiss my Alas will no doubt be shocked, dismayed, and other Austen-esque adjectives at the recent dismissal of DinoTam in favor of the new Minitam. Even Esyllt was shown crying. But I think...
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